February 2012
Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know...
The moment when you hear a song and every single... →
How many times have you typed "I'm okay" while...
When people put quotes that have nothing to do...
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
That moment when you inhale to speak and you start... →
You’re like:
Everyone else is like:
8 Year old girl from Dublin tries to get her...
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I tried to watch/listen to the whole of Nicki Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe”
lmfao how I was watching her video…
gpoy
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me: